EGYPTIAN PUNS: -What does King Tut’s secretary say on the phone? He can’t talk right now, He’s all wrapped up! -Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts, they believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher. GREEK PUNS: -There are so many marble-ous statues in Greece but a lot of people take them for granite. -Charon ferryman for the dead: it’s not a great job but he Styxs with it -What’s that? You hate Greek puns? My Apollo-gees. ROMAN PUNS: -Just Roman’ around -What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser! -How did they cut the Roman empire in half? With a pair of Caesars! INDIAN PUNS: -Tried to borrow some bread from my neighbor but he said he got naan. -Life gives you lemons, make pickle. MEDIEVAL PUNS: -Who built King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference! -Guy on the rack: What doesn’t kill you makes you longer! ARTIST PUNS: -I think you should Vincent Van Gogh away! -Grab the Monet and let’s Gogh. -I photograph my pimples is zit art? PRESENT DAY PUNS: -Obam-bruh -Donald Trump: If I run in 2016 there will be hell toupee. Comments are closed.
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